Will Illinois Be In The Top Three?

The California Supreme Court has just overturned the ban on gay marriage, making California the second state to realize that denying a homo of his rights to bridal registry is a sin against humanity. Seriously peeps, what took you so long? And what is taking Illinois so long? Do you not understand what that would do to the Chicago economy? If you think the display windows at Marshall Field’s (whatev, I’m still in denial) are pretty now, wait until the Illinois Supreme Court does the right thing and grant LGBTQF (the last one is for “Fierce”) individuals the right to be distracted by the boredom of quotidian living and plan an over-the-top (or over-the-bottom) ceremony. So common, put the self-tanner down (the whole thing about Summer is a myth anyway), and Do The Right Thing In Illinois.

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